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Harry Potter Predictive Text Chapter

Harry Potter Predictive Text Chapter

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Harry Potter Predictive Text Chapter refers to a fake chapter of Harry Potter written by a bot trained on the Harry Potter books using predictive keywords selected by comedy writers. After Botnik Studios tweeted the chapter, it went viral as Twitter users filled spread the chapter and commented on the humorous lines of dialogue.

Origin

On December 12th, 2017, @BotnikStudios[1] tweeted a fake chapter of Harry Potter written by a robot trained on the books using predictive keywords as the text. The tweet of the chapter, from a fake book titled "Harry Potter and the Portrait of What Looked Like a Large Pile of Ash," gained over 33,000 retweets and 70,000 likes (shown below).


THE SPELLBINDING N ATION AL BESTSELLER Hatty Potter CH APTER THIRTEEN THE HANDSOME ONE he castle grounds snarled with a wave of magically magnified wind. The sky outside was a great black ceiling, which was full of blood. The only sounds drifting from Hagrid's hut were the disdainful shrieks of his own furniture. Magic: it was something that Harry Potter thought was very good athery sheets of rain lashed at Harry's ghost as he walked across the grounds toward the castle. Ron was standing there and doing a kind of frenzied tap dance. He saw Harry and mmediately began to eat Hermione's family. Ron's Ron shirt was just as bad as Ron himself "If you two can't clump happily, I'm going to get aggressive confessed the reasonable Hermione C HAPTER THI R TEEN THE HANDSOME ONE What about Ron magic?" offered Ron. To Harry, Ron was a loud, slow, and soft bird. Harry did not like to think Harry could tell that Voldemort was standing right behind him. He felt a great overreaction. Harry tore his eyes from his head and threw them into the forest. Voldemort raised his eyebrows at Harry, who could not see anything at the moment. "Voldemort, you're a very bad and mean wizard," Harry savagely said. Hermione nodded encouragingly. The tall Death Eater was wearing a shirt that said 'Hermione Has Forgotten about birds. "Death Eaters are on top of the castle!" Ron bleated quivering. Ron was going to be spiders. He just was. He wasn't proud of that, but it was going to be hard to not have spiders all over his body after all is said and done "Look," said Hermione. "Obviously there are loads of Death How To Dance,' so Hermione dipped his face in mud Eaters in the castle. Let's listen in on their meetings. Ron threw a wand at Voldemort and everyone applauded. The three complete friends zapped onto the landing outside the door to the castle roof. They almost legged it, but witches are not climbing. Ron looked at the doorknob and then looked Ron smiled. Ron reached for his wand slowly "Ron's the handsome one," muttered Harry as he reluctantly reached for his. They cast a spell or two, and jets of green light at Hermione with searing pain shot out of the Death Eaters' heads. Ron flinched "I think it's closed," he noticed "Locked," said Mr. Staircase, the shabby-robed ghost. They looked at the door, screaming about how closed it was and asking it to be replaced with a small orb. The password was Not so handsome now," thought Harry as he dipped Hermione in hot sauce. The Death Eaters were dead now, and Harry was hungrier than he had ever been "BEEF WOMEN," Hermione cried The Great Hall was filled with incredible moaning chandeliers and a large librarian who had decorated the sinks with books about masonry. Mountains of mice exploded Several long pumpkins fell out of McGonagall. Dumbledore's hair scooted next to Hermione as Dumbledore arrived at Harry, Ron, and Hermione quietly stood behind a circle of Death Eaters who looked bad "I think it's okay if you like me," said one Death Eater. "Thank you very much," replied the other. The first Death Eater confidently leaned forward to plant a kiss on his cheek. Oh! Well done!" said the second as his friend stepped back again. All the other Death Eaters clapped politely. Then they all took a few minutes to go over the plan to get rid of Harry's The pig of Hufflepuff pulsed like a large bullfrog Dumbledore smiled at it, and placed his hand on its head: "You are Hagrid now.' CH A D TER T HIR TEE N "Were the only people who matter. He's never going to get rid of us," Harry, Hermione, and Ron said in chorus. The floor of the castle seemed like a large pile of magic. The Dursleys had never been to the castle and they were not about to come there in Harry Potter and the Portrait of What Looked Like a Large Pile of Ash. Harry looked around and then fel down the spiral staircase for the rest of the summer. "I'm Harry Potter," Harry began yelling. "The dark arts better be worried, oh boy!"

Spread

Quickly, Twitter users celebrated the piece as well as many of its humorous lines. Twitter user JuliWithAnA[2] tweeted "I'm sorry but i need 7 books of this.
"I'm Harry Potter", Harry began yelling. "The dark arts better be worried, oh boy!"", gaining 360 retweets and over 1,700 likes (shown below, left). Twitter user @dirtylonghair[3] quoted “The Death Eaters were dead now, and Harry was hungrier than he had ever been,” gaining 85 retweets (shown below, right).


Juli_Bernardo Follow 47. @JuliWithAnA I'm sorry but i need 7 books of this. "I'm Harry Potter", Harry began yelling. "The dark arts better be worried, oh boy!" Potter Botnik Studios @botnikstudios We used predictive keyboards trained on all seven books to ghostwrite this spellbinding new Harry Potter chapter botnik.org/content/harry Show this thread 4:57 PM -12 Dec 2017 Al Dente's Inferno @dirtylonghair Follow "The Death Eaters were dead now, and Harry was hungrier than he had ever been." Botnik Studios @botnikstudios We used predictive keyboards trained on all seven books to ghostwrite this spellbinding new Harry Potter chapter botnik.org/content/harry Show this thread Potter 3:59 PM- 12 Dec 2017

Additionally, some Twitter users created fan art about the story. Twitter user @ElsaSketch[4] uploaded fan art of Dumbledore with a quote from the fan fiction, gaining over 1,100 retweets. (shown below, left). A piece of fan art by @Cheyenne_Curtis[5] gained 3 retweets and 73 likes (shown below, right).


Elsa Chang @ElsaSketch Follow "The pig of Hufflepuff pulsed like a large bullfrog. Dumbledore smiled at it, and placed his hand on its head: You are Hagrid now."twitter.com/botnikstudios/... Cheyenne Curtis @Cheyenne Curtis Follow Ron was going to be spiders. He just was. He wasn't proud of that, but it was going to be hard to not have spiders all over his body after all is said and done." #Botnik #HarryPotter @botnikstudios

The story was covered by many media outlets, including Daily Dot,[6] Twitter Moments,[7] Bustle,[8] and Refinery29.[9]

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External References

[1] Twitter – @botnikstudios

[2] Twitter – @JuliWithAnA

[3] Twitter – @dirtylonghair

[4] Twitter – @elsasketch

[5] Twitter – @Cheyenne_Curtis

[6] Daily Dot – Did a bot just write the funniest ‘Harry Potter’ fanfic ever?

[7] Twitter Moments – This new Harry Potter chapter was written using predictive text

[8] Bustle – This Harry Potter Chapter Written Using Predictive Text Is Totally Riddikulus And Hilarious

[9] Refinery29 – This New Harry Potter Chapter Was Written By A Computer & Honestly, You Might Not Notice

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