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Trap - Philosophical Debate

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Is it gay to be into traps? Plato, the idealist: "Traps incarnate the feminine ideal of beauty, therefore it's not gay to be into traps, especially if they have a feminine penis too." Aristotle, the realist: "You can never get around the fact that traps have a d---, that's literally what makes being into ther gay, 'feminine' penis notwithstanding." Augustine of Hippo, the religious philosopher: "Being into traps is only sinful if it makes you completely gay. If i just makes you bisexual, then God's okay with it, since you can still get married a woman." Francis Bacon, the empiricist: "Since the is no difference between a boipucci and girl's anus, it logically follows that being into traps is only as gay as a--- sex with girls - which, by definition, isn't gay." Hegel, the historicist: "When you kiss girl, you also indirectly kiss all the boys she's kissed before. When you kiss a trap, you're only kissing one boy. Same logic applies to lewd acts. Traps may gay, but girls are way more gay." Nietzsche, the nihilist: "Does it really matter if it's gay or not, or whether it's 'sinful' or not? Do you really want to be bound by what others think, don't yo want to live your own life, like a true Übermensch? Go ahead and tap that Most philosophers agree that into is not

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Triplem Moderator

Sep 20, 2019 at 11:53AM EDT

Diogenes: started having public sex with the trap way before the debate even began.

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MPHJ

Sep 20, 2019 at 12:03PM EDT in reply to The greater aerie

From what I can tell, Augustine did not view sex itself as a sinful act, but rather viewed sexual pleasure as sinful. However, he thought that sexual passion during the process of procreation to be a "necessary evil". Of course, it still makes it odd that this meme would show him approving of traps, but I think that what the creator of this meme was going for is that Augustine was a Platonist, so he would side with Plato on this issue.
And about that "It was foul, and I loved it" quote, I'm pretty sure he was talking about a time when he stole some fruit from a garden when he was a kid.

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