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Man or Bear in the Woods Question - Bear vs. Man Matchup

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VS BEAR Α 600 lbs (272kg) Runs 35mph (56kph) Black bears can run up trees, most can climb trees. Bite force 1,160 PSI (7,998 kPa) Eats prey alive, better hope it bites an artery first. Making yourself big and yelling to scare a bear probably won't work if it's hungry or protecting it's cubs. There's a 0.0000001% chance to be murdered by a stranger and 0.0001% chance to be r---- by a stranger in the USA. 80% of murder and r--- victims knew the perpetrator. 197lbs (89kg) Runs 12-15 mph (19-24kph) Very slow tree climber. Bite force 162 psi (1,111 kPa) Doesn't eat food alive, excluding Asians. Making yourself big and yelling will likely cause the man to go away with a perplexed facial expression. There's a very high chance a male stranger would help a female stranger lost in the woods. MAN

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KozaChain

May 04, 2024 at 03:49PM EDT in reply to giraffeman

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A friendly reminder, however, that animals, regardless of how fierce of a predator are, arent heat seeking missiles that jump to kill everything on site, unless theyre starving, you walked right into ita den with their pups, or youre dealing with a wasteland dweller like a pollarbear, so assuming the bear is just as in a whathever place and mood as you are, as ut wasnt stated he was previously angered/hungry or have anything near he wants to protect, its not hard to give it space and carefully leave as he will just ignore you and do the same.

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